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Is is just me or does this seem wrong?

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A 2 am rough draft.

In The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Cesare, the somnambulist has been convinced by Dr. Caligari to kill Jane. He is about to stabbity stab stab her heart out, when he is struck by her AMAZING!!!! beauty and decides to kidnap her sexy ass instead! Oh hellz yeah! So he takes off with miss sexy jane to go rape her in private, but he forgot he had woke the entire household up when she saw him and screamed. Haha! Sucks to be his ugly ass! So all the men of the house chased after his scrawny ass trying to beat the shit out of him for taking sexy miss jane to rape her soo bad. They probably figured he would do anal to which was half of the reason they were chasing him. He eventually got scared and tired (cause he was a scrawny ass after all) and dropped her and ran away like a little girl.